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23, male, straight. i wear suits, drive fast cars, listen to punk rock(favorite band is blink-182) and smoke weed. ask anything else
i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away

cokeflow:

when you remember you have leftovers from a restaurant

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poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

did-you-kno:

China is building a “car-free” city that will support 80,000 residents who can travel without a vehicle. The project is designed to reduce waste, preserve wildlife, and cut energy use in half. Source

did-you-kno:

China is building a “car-free” city that will support 80,000 residents who can travel without a vehicle. The project is designed to reduce waste, preserve wildlife, and cut energy use in half. Source

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

loftedpanda:

The difference between me and you is I’ll go out of my way for you not because I need to but because I want to but you don’t seem to care nor does it seem like you care to do the same for me.

lionsandshadows:

ponchopeligroso:

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

this is really important.