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22, male, straight. i wear suits, drive fast cars, listen to punk rock(favorite band is blink-182) and smoke weed. ask anything else

ami-angelwings:

nonexistentially:

*SHOTS FIRED*

A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.

spmib:

stop-hodoring:

Top Gear in India 

How can you not like top gear?

I watched this the other week and was in literal tears

plagved:

thefrogman:

Biddy is a 2-year old male African Pygmy hedgehog who goes on amazing adventures with the help of his people parents Thomas and Toni. 

[instagram] [h/t: wonderous-world]

omg the 4th picture, im dying, it is so cute

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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"I think people spend too much time staring into screens and not enough time drinking wine, tongue kissing, and dancing under the moon."
— Rachel Wolchin (via thousandworldsapart)

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty